Such nice weather.
Let's go, Nagi.
Are you ready?
I don't think so. Maria. Get out of your PJs and get your maid outfit ready.
These look like pajamas to you?
Let me tell you what happened until this point.
This is what happened a few weeks ago.
Now this happened last night.
What do you think of these clothes?
You look great, Milady.
I don't need to hear such a clichÃ© comment.
I want to hear your personal thoughts.
Your words.
My words?
Are you sure?
I'm telling you so. Don't answer with questions.
Okay, then...
Let's see.
If I had to say, I think more childish clothes would look-
You have some problem with the clothes I choose to wear?
No, I don't.
Absolutely none.
None at all.
That's Gianism.
TLnote: "Gianism" means "akin to Gian", a bully character from Doraemon
But what caused you to suddenly begin trying on all of these clothes?
I'm obviously thinking of what to wear for the trip we're going on starting tomorrow.
I see.
This is a very expensive watch.
Minute Repeater and Tourbillion.
Split-second chronograph with Grand Complication that utilizes Double Retro Ground.
And it uses raw rubies that have not been heat-treated.
You know your stuff, Hayate.
That was all common sense.
You can tell the good stuff just by looking.
Wait.
Going on a trip starting tomorrow?!
You're slow!
At that rate, the enemy would make it from Mars to the Moon!
Where are you going?
To Izu peninsula.
To... Izu?
It's been several weeks since the meteorite crashed in Izu.
Could it be because of that? Here at Shimoda Onsen, interesting potency in the hotspring is showing up.
The potency for women is an increase in breast size.
One's intelligence and grades in math and science, namely algebra, go up.
It has been proven that those who lost mysterious powers due to unknown circumstances gain them back.
Above all, your growth accelerates.
As you see, you can wear sexy clothes like these.
Look at this girl. Believe it or not, she's still only six years old.
I wonder how many friends I'll make when I enter primary school.
No, Hayate! This has nothing to do with our trip!
I think clothes that match your age are a better fit for you.
I'm telling you, that's not how it is!
Moving on to the morning of March 11th.
Hey, Nee-chan. Where are you going on your bike so early in the morning?
Just a little...
...trip to Shimoda.
Shimoda? As in the one at Izu?
Yeah. If I head out now, I'll be there by nighttime.
I'll spend the night and be right back.
Why are you going on a bike?
Use the train.
I don't have that kind of money!
I'm staying at our aunt's place, too.
No worries. I have confidence in my stamina; it'll be easy.
Hey, Nee-chan!
I'm off.
There are so many people here.
When you told me we're going by train, knowing you, I thought you would rent the entire train station.
I wouldn't do something like that.
This time, I want to experience a normal trip. A normal one.
So none of the SPs are following us.
She's telling the truth.
Since this is a little special trip.
So you're the only one we can rely on during this trip.
We're counting on you.
On a trip with Milady and Maria-san?
Milady lacks common sense, and Maria-san barely knows of the world, too.
By the way, what is this "Green Train"?
I'm sure the train must be green.
In any case, there really are lots of people.
Since there are so many trains here, let's get on that vacant one.
PLACEHOLDER
Yeah, good point Maria. Let's go.
I've got a grave responsibility here.
I have to stay alert.
Yes.
This way!
Also, every seat is reserved, so you'll be fine as long as you don't lose your tickets.
This feels pretty good.
The sky's beautiful, too. It's a wonderful day.
By the way, Hayate. What's that?
These are train bentos.
They're bentos designed to be eaten on board.
I bought them in case we get hungry.
Though, I'm not sure they'll suit your taste.
Can you find train bentos anywhere?
Yes. You can find them at almost every train station.
You can find unique ones at each station, and it's part of the fun of a trip.
I see.
Then...
I'll go buy some.
Milady! When did you sneak out?!
Your wallet's here, so come back inside!
Fine, fine. Why are you panicking like that, too?
Like Hayate said, I have my ticket with me.
What's there to worry about?
Which means...
I've become lost!
Hayate's not here.
Maria's not here.
I don't have a cellphone on me.
I don't have any money.
Alone in an unknown place in an unknown area.
W-Well, surprises like these happen at times!
No problem.
It's my chance to build tolerance.
Plus, I have the ticket like Hayate told me.
There's nothing to worry about as long as I have this.
Wait!
Without the ticket... Without the ticket...
I'll be...
I said wait!
Are you making fun of me?!
Where am I?
She's even more lost.
According to the Sherpa, a small ethnic group who are experts at mountain climbing and the guides of the Himalayas,
when stranded, it's best not to move.
It's dangerous to walk around when you don't know where danger is lurking.
H-Hayate.
W-Where are you?
It's dangerous to walk around!
Hayate?
Hayate-kun!
Please let go of me, Maria-san.
Milady is... Milady is...
You can't!
I'll be fine!
I'll survive jumping off a train traveling at this speed.
You can't do such a radical act!
We can't let it happen on a TV anime, Hayate-kun!
You know Milady gets in danger three times faster than others!
Then let's have them stop the train at once!
That's nonsense, Maria-san!
If you stop the train, you'll have to pay millions in compensation!
If that's all it takes to stop it...
Big deal from a financial perspective.
Oh no. I am worried about Milady, but Maria-san is well-removed from common sense, too.
The person who is thinking of jumping off a train is talking about common sense.
No. Leaving Maria-san alone here worries me a lot, too.
I'm not sure, but I have a feeling a very rude monologue just went through his mind.
What are you doing there?
Hinagiku-san?
Why are you here?
Why?
No! It's just a family trip!
The meteorite hot spring's potency has nothing to do with this!
But you being here is a lifesaver.
R-Really?
Yes.
But I can't stay with you, so please take care of Maria-san.
Eh?
Hayate-kun?!
You good people should never copy this move.
If you do, you'll die.
Hayate-kun...
Wait. He wants to avoid me that much?
The girl's distress deepens.
Meanwhile, the lady is...
I'm hungry.
It's 'cause I couldn't eat the train bento.
A ramen shop?
U...Um...
You must be a customer.
In that case...
...get inside the shop, damn it!
What? Ah- no!
You want salt ramen, don't you?!
Salt ramen, right?!
Yes.
Oh no. I ordered out of pressure, but I don't have any money.
Before the food is served...
I need to get out.
Here's your salt ramen!
That was fast.
No... I can't get out anymore.
I know. How about making a claim?
I saw an episode of a person who would not pay the bill by making a claim.
Can I pull off such a bad thing?
But that's the only way out.
It's good.
I can't. I can't make claims on something this good.
But I don't have money, either.
At this rate, I'll be sentenced to death.
You would cry over my ramen?
Then I won't charge you for the bowl.
What? I'm still only here?
H-Hayate-kun.
Do you want to take a photo with me?
But I'm in the middle of a bike delivery, and I have to be in Hamamatsu in two hours.
It'll be done right away!
Yeah? As a memory.
Memory? Of what?
Ah... For going off to work?
A-Anyway, just one!
N-Nishizawa-san!
Hayate-kun...
SFX: Growl
You can't go on a trip on an empty stomach.
So, why are you here without any money?
I'm not Isumi, so I don't want to say that I'm lost at this age.
But I'm sure it'll be difficult for Hayate to find me right away.
I guess I'll have to suffer the shame.
I'm... Ah...
Actually I'm-
You're...
Nothing. It's not like I'm lost.
Anyway, the ramen was great.
Bye.
Um.
Damn. You stupid Hamster.
Hey! What do you mean stupid Hamster?!
Hey, stop right there!
Shut up! Don't follow me!
Stupid!
Hey!
This is Milady's ticket.
Which means, she got lost in this short amount of time.
Oh no. I have to find her fast.
I can't imagine what kind of trouble she'll find.
So basically, while you were on the way to Shimoda, Izu, you got separated from Hayate-kun and got lost.
If you break it down, that's what it boils down to.
In short, you screwed up.
Note: This is the Sanzenin private driveway
Don't say it in short.
If you had told me earlier, we could have waited for your pick-up at that train station.
Shut up.
Here. I'll lend you my cellphone, so call someone at your place.
What? You don't remember the number?
I-It's not that.
I'm... ah...
Th...
Th...ank... you...
You'd be much cuter if you were that honest all the time.
What did you say?!
Stop it, you idiot! Don't be so rough on the back!
Stop making a fuss and make your call!
I would without you telling me to.
What is this?
Hey, don't look at other people's stickers!
Let me take a moment to say this!
Hayate belongs to me!
Y-Yeah?
I think he would get tired of a selfish lady and leave sometime soon.
What was that?
First of all, why are you on a bike at a place like this to begin with?
Where do you think you're going?!
Well, I'm going to...
Sh-Shimoda Onsen.
Can you not read maps or something?
How far away do you think it is?
It's fine! It's easy!
If I get serious, I'll probably be there by nighttime.
Im-pos-si-ble.
Never in the Hamster's lifetime.
I will make it!
Why don't you make your call already!
I will without having you tell me!
It's been a while since we chatted like this, hasn't it?
You're right. It has been a while.
On an onsen trip with your family, you said?
Yes. Though Onee-chan couldn't come due to work.
Dad said he couldn't celebrate my birthday, so...
He's like a child as always.
He's just like Onee-chan.
But great. Sounds like you're getting along with your parents.
Well, we've been together for years.
Actually, I have a more serious source of distress besides that.
So I guess that made me want to go on a trip.
The potency for women is an increase in breast size.
Y-You shouldn't worry.
A woman's charm isn't related to how well she's developed.
What are you talking about?
I-It's nothing like that!
No, I wasn't implying anything.
I'm sure your eyes were locked on to a certain place on my body.
Th-That's not what I'm distressed about.
It's... romance related, I guess.
I will cheer for you.
It's the most important day of the year...
Um... this isn't about me, but about my friend!
It's about my friend.
Um...
Something about your friend, is it?
Hey Maria. It's me.
Nagi?
Where are you right now?
Me? I'm heading your way, moving along the train tracks.
Note: I repeat - This is the Sanzenin private driveway!
Don't worry. That train's next stop is Atami, right?
I got picked up by Hamster Taxi, so I'll head over there.
You wait for me there.
What?! I'm going all the way to Atami with you on the back?!
What? You were planning on leaving me behind?
Oh fine! Rich girls are so selfish.
But Hayate-kun is on his way to get you.
What? Hayate's coming to get me?
Then we may have missed each other.
Give me a second. I have a call coming in.
It might be Hayate-kun. Please stay on and wait.
Perfect timing, Hayate.
What? Hayate-kun's coming?
Of course he is.
After all, Hayate's my butler.
He'll always be there when I'm in danger.
Oh yeah?
What should I do? It's great I can see him, but I'm in a sweatshirt and sweatpants.
Oh man. White Day is coming up, too, so I wish I could see him wearing better clothes.
I kind of wish someone would just kill me.
They totally look like killers.
Do you think they're on their way home from a costume party?
Probably. The guns in their hands caught my eye, but they're probably props for a magic show.
May I ask a little question?
Y-Yes?
We're killers. Which one of you is Sanzenin Nagi?
He said he's a killer!
Physical characteristic says "twin tail".
But they both have twin tails.
Yeah. Then how about we kill both of them?
What are you doing? I dropped the cell phone!
It's no time to be making calls!
I see. Straight on this road, is that right, Maria-san?
Yes. Good luck, Hayate-kun.
Yes. Please leave it to me.
With various thoughts and desires,
a train's, a bike's, and a butler's onsen trips continue.
Why would the train leave without me?
The train headed to Andromeda would wait a whole day.
It's not a galaxy express.
Then, the conductor isn't actually an invisible man,
or when the trains transform and unite, it's not good at air combat,
or the cute girls for each train company are all myths?
Looks like you've come to like trains a lot.
Next time on Hayate no Gotoku. Stardust Memory.
Time for Onsen at Izu!